Memos From Fury

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Mr Stark is hereby banned from attempting a career in politics because he thinks he ‘could do it better’.
The President of the United States is, nominally, the most powerful person in the world.
I do not want to see the world according to Tony Stark

Mr Stark is hereby banned from attempting a career in politics because he thinks he ‘could do it better’.

The President of the United States is, nominally, the most powerful person in the world.

I do not want to see the world according to Tony Stark

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Everyone is reminded that Agent Coulson’s new team member’s all have Clearance Level above most of you, especially you Mr. Stark. You’re Computer privileges have already been revoked. Stop trying to get them to look into Agent Coulson’s Personal file. Nor will hacking into the system help you find out if Agent K is Agent Coulson’s father. 
Therefore, failure to comply will result in Agent Coulson getting out his Taser and a long stay in medical from Mr. Stark.
Finally, Agents Barton and Romanoff hereby have my permission to take any actionthey deem necessary against whom ever it was that moved bugged or scratched Lola after their former Handler gave orders not too.

Everyone is reminded that Agent Coulson’s new team member’s all have Clearance Level above most of you, especially you Mr. Stark. You’re Computer privileges have already been revoked. Stop trying to get them to look into Agent Coulson’s Personal file. Nor will hacking into the system help you find out if Agent K is Agent Coulson’s father. 

Therefore, failure to comply will result in Agent Coulson getting out his Taser and a long stay in medical from Mr. Stark.

Finally, Agents Barton and Romanoff hereby have my permission to take any actionthey deem necessary against whom ever it was that moved bugged or scratched Lola after their former Handler gave orders not too.

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Stop using your cell phone cameras to vlog about how your day on the Helicarrier is going.  You won’t be getting a spin-off show of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and you certainly won’t BE an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. much longer if you don’t get back to work.

Stop using your cell phone cameras to vlog about how your day on the Helicarrier is going.  You won’t be getting a spin-off show of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and you certainly won’t BE an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. much longer if you don’t get back to work.

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Submitted by RealmMan

I am ending the debate that seems to be going around the Helicarrier.
Yes, Frozone is my favorite “Incredibles” character. But not for the reason you think.
Now, stop wasting time and get back to work.

Submitted by RealmMan

I am ending the debate that seems to be going around the Helicarrier.

Yes, Frozone is my favorite “Incredibles” character. But not for the reason you think.

Now, stop wasting time and get back to work.

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Submitted by RealmMan

Everyone is invited to meet Agent Coulson’s new team on Tuesday, September 24 at 2100 hours EST.
Attendance isn’t mandatory, but I must point out that Loki-sitting duty for the rest of the year has not yet been assigned.
See you there.

Submitted by RealmMan

Everyone is invited to meet Agent Coulson’s new team on Tuesday, September 24 at 2100 hours EST.

Attendance isn’t mandatory, but I must point out that Loki-sitting duty for the rest of the year has not yet been assigned.

See you there.

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[Submitted by RealmMan]
Regarding last month’s incident in the women’s locker room:

I know who’s responsible.

More importantly, Agent Romanov knows who’s responsible.

I’ve taken the liberty of proactively notifying your next of kin.

[Submitted by RealmMan]

Regarding last month’s incident in the women’s locker room:

I know who’s responsible.

More importantly, Agent Romanov knows who’s responsible.

I’ve taken the liberty of proactively notifying your next of kin.

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Submitted by RealmMan

The Chitauri portal device is not to be used as a garbage disposal.We have better things to do than start an interdimensional warwith whom- or whatever is on the other side because someonewas too lazy to find a trash can.

Submitted by RealmMan

The Chitauri portal device is not to be used as a garbage disposal.

We have better things to do than start an interdimensional war
with whom- or whatever is on the other side because someone
was too lazy to find a trash can.

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