Memos From Fury

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[Submitted by: PirateDevon
This is a note to all science and engineering teams that coating slinkies with Dr. Pym’s “Pym Particles” or Dr. Richards’ “Unstable Molecules” and ‘racing’ them down the central command deck stairwell is neither good science nor appropriate behavior.]

[Submitted by: PirateDevon

This is a note to all science and engineering teams that coating slinkies with Dr. Pym’s “Pym Particles” or Dr. Richards’ “Unstable Molecules” and ‘racing’ them down the central command deck stairwell is neither good science nor appropriate behavior.]

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[Submitted by: dresden-nova
This is a reminder that Dr. Reed Richards is not a bungee cord, and that Mr. Stark is not allowed within 300 meters of either Dr. or Mrs. Richards outside of official S.H.I.E.L.D. missions.
Additionally, any and all further attempts to get Mr. Grimm and Dr. Banner into a wrestling match will result in Stark Tower becoming the interim headquarters for S.H.I.E.L.D. until repairs to the helicarrier are completed.]

[Submitted by: dresden-nova

This is a reminder that Dr. Reed Richards is not a bungee cord, and that Mr. Stark is not allowed within 300 meters of either Dr. or Mrs. Richards outside of official S.H.I.E.L.D. missions.

Additionally, any and all further attempts to get Mr. Grimm and Dr. Banner into a wrestling match will result in Stark Tower becoming the interim headquarters for S.H.I.E.L.D. until repairs to the helicarrier are completed.]

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[Submitted by: lordfrieza12
No one is allowed to access Dr. Richard’s transdimentional gateway and step through to Earth 3010 in order to inform Wanda Wilson that Capt. Steve Rogers, of our universe, has a crush on her.  Failure to abide by this rule will result in said offender taking Ms. Wilson on a date.  Also, allow me to remind you all what happened to Wonder Man.  Agent Williams is still recovering from the two hundred foot free fall after Ms. Wilson believed he dumped her.]

[Submitted by: lordfrieza12

No one is allowed to access Dr. Richard’s transdimentional gateway and step through to Earth 3010 in order to inform Wanda Wilson that Capt. Steve Rogers, of our universe, has a crush on her.  Failure to abide by this rule will result in said offender taking Ms. Wilson on a date.  Also, allow me to remind you all what happened to Wonder Man.  Agent Williams is still recovering from the two hundred foot free fall after Ms. Wilson believed he dumped her.]

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[Submitted by: anomonnolee
Please note that there is no official “hazing” process approved for new recruits, Especially not the removal of Director Fury’s eyepatch, challenging Dr. Banner to a game of MarioKart, the defacing of Mr. Stark’s suit, or tying Dr. Richards AKA Mr. Fantastic’s limbs together. 
Agent Barton is also reminded that his arrows are potentially lethal weapons, and we do not wish for any accidental casualties among the aforementioned recruits.]

[Submitted by: anomonnolee

Please note that there is no official “hazing” process approved for new recruits, Especially not the removal of Director Fury’s eyepatch, challenging Dr. Banner to a game of MarioKart, the defacing of Mr. Stark’s suit, or tying Dr. Richards AKA Mr. Fantastic’s limbs together. 

Agent Barton is also reminded that his arrows are potentially lethal weapons, and we do not wish for any accidental casualties among the aforementioned recruits.]

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