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nimbusllewelyn asked: Director Fury, the press have got hold of a tape of Thor doing the YMCA dance in his boxers. They say that they will return it in exchange for an interview with you. Shall I authorise Agent Romanov to retrieve the tape by any means necessary?

Is there any proof that Thor is necessarily embarrassed by this? In my experience, he doesn’t experience pride in quite the same way as the rest of us, and his popularity with elementary-school-aged girls is currently his biggest publicity asset to the team.

I feel that anything that keeps an actual god safe and approachable in the public eye is worth permitting, especially after everything his brother got up to. 

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Brotherly bonding notwithstanding, it is not in the best interests of the Division to have Captain America run up the flag pole to celebrate the U.S. Flag Day or Independence Day holidays.
Thor and Loki are hereby assigned to clean up after Dr. Banner’s most recent Hulk rampage. I expect to find everything repaired, in good order, and clean no later than 2200 hours today. Captain Rogers will be by to perform a white glove inspection at that time.

Brotherly bonding notwithstanding, it is not in the best interests of the Division to have Captain America run up the flag pole to celebrate the U.S. Flag Day or Independence Day holidays.

Thor and Loki are hereby assigned to clean up after Dr. Banner’s most recent Hulk rampage. I expect to find everything repaired, in good order, and clean no later than 2200 hours today. Captain Rogers will be by to perform a white glove inspection at that time.

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~Memos From Fury has over 10,000 followers!~

Over TEN THOUSAND.

I honestly don’t know what to say. I am BEYOND grateful to have you all here. I’m in the middle of a very busy weekend, so I don’t have time to pull something together to celebrate right now, but I plan to figure out some kind of giveaway or present or something for you guys. I am going to be walking on air for the next few days, and not just because I’m going to Disneyland. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And now, a word from our Director:

You all are. You are ALL smart motherfuckers.

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[Submitted by: heystevejoe
As a part of our insurance agreement S.H.I.E.L.D. is required to monitor the online activities of all or our staff. As such: Jean Grey is requested to please stop periodically deleting her ‘tumblr’ blog and starting a new account. Also, the ‘Invisible Woman Drinking Game’ is to cease immediately. Sue Storm is entitled to ‘reblog’ any posts that she feel express her ‘feeling invisible’ without staff heckling her for it.]

[Submitted by: heystevejoe

As a part of our insurance agreement S.H.I.E.L.D. is required to monitor the online activities of all or our staff. As such: Jean Grey is requested to please stop periodically deleting her ‘tumblr’ blog and starting a new account. Also, the ‘Invisible Woman Drinking Game’ is to cease immediately. Sue Storm is entitled to ‘reblog’ any posts that she feel express her ‘feeling invisible’ without staff heckling her for it.]

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[Submitted by: heystevejoe
The birthday party for Dr. Banner is being moved to the Olive Garden, as the funds for the S.H.I.E.L.D. Recreation Wing are once again being diverted, this time to replace the touch screen access points in the main lobby. This is also a reminder to any S.H.I.E.L.D. operatives and their guests to retract any adamantium claws that they might have before handling sensitive equipment or any part of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters that looks expensive.]

[Submitted by: heystevejoe

The birthday party for Dr. Banner is being moved to the Olive Garden, as the funds for the S.H.I.E.L.D. Recreation Wing are once again being diverted, this time to replace the touch screen access points in the main lobby. This is also a reminder to any S.H.I.E.L.D. operatives and their guests to retract any adamantium claws that they might have before handling sensitive equipment or any part of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters that looks expensive.]

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