Posts tagged dr. doom
Memos From Fury
From the Desk of the Director
![[Submitted by: gaelvin
To the best of our knowledge, the Latverian Dictator Victor von Doom does not suffer from a respiratory condition which requires a mechanical breathing apparatus. Nor is he in any way related to Dr. Reed Richards.
Whoever is adding sound effects and dialog to our surveillance footage, please stop immediately.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9rheuxx6a1r45jjpo1_500.jpg)
[Submitted by: gaelvin
To the best of our knowledge, the Latverian Dictator Victor von Doom does not suffer from a respiratory condition which requires a mechanical breathing apparatus. Nor is he in any way related to Dr. Reed Richards.
Whoever is adding sound effects and dialog to our surveillance footage, please stop immediately.]
![[Submitted by: Patrick
Current FAA and USAF regulations do not allow us to change our flight plan into Washington DC.
Please note that the government will not cover up a potential “accidental discharge of the emergency waste disposal system over the Latverian Embassy” for a third time.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8511eBMif1r45jjpo1_500.jpg)
[Submitted by: Patrick
Current FAA and USAF regulations do not allow us to change our flight plan into Washington DC.
Please note that the government will not cover up a potential “accidental discharge of the emergency waste disposal system over the Latverian Embassy” for a third time.]
![[All S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents will be required to attend a mandatory course on safe driving skills, starting this Monday. If I find out which one of you hit me, I will personally hand your ass to Victor von Doom to be used in his ‘experiments.’]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykz74Rxtz1r45jjpo1_500.jpg)
[All S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents will be required to attend a mandatory course on safe driving skills, starting this Monday. If I find out which one of you hit me, I will personally hand your ass to Victor von Doom to be used in his ‘experiments.’]
