Memos From Fury

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[Submitted by: notsodarksoul
I would like to inform the creator of the superhero trading card game that has recently risen in popularity aboard this ship that, in real life, the ‘Firepower stat’ of the S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier vastly outranges that of U.N.I.T.’s Valiant. I would like to see this mistake corrected.
On a related note, Agent Coulson would like to inform all personnel that he is willing to trade a one-of-a-kind holographic Stark card for the rare issue Steve Rogers one that is rumored to exist.]

[Submitted by: notsodarksoul

I would like to inform the creator of the superhero trading card game that has recently risen in popularity aboard this ship that, in real life, the ‘Firepower stat’ of the S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier vastly outranges that of U.N.I.T.’s Valiant. I would like to see this mistake corrected.

On a related note, Agent Coulson would like to inform all personnel that he is willing to trade a one-of-a-kind holographic Stark card for the rare issue Steve Rogers one that is rumored to exist.]

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[Submitted by: H. Savinien
S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and Avengers Initiative members are reminded that Peter Parker’s “webslingers” are his own invention.  While they are not subject to official U.S. copyright due to the compications of his secret identity, they remain his intellectual property and any attempts to “borrow” and replicate them for sale on the open market will be strictly penalized.
On a related note, I will find out who stuck all of HR’s desk chairs to the ceiling as soon as my techs trace the security camera hack.  You will be providing them with coffee for the next three months and serving it to them personally.  Captain Harkness has been good enough to promise the services of one of his operatives to train the perpetrator as a “teaboy.”]

[Submitted by: H. Savinien

S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and Avengers Initiative members are reminded that Peter Parker’s “webslingers” are his own invention.  While they are not subject to official U.S. copyright due to the compications of his secret identity, they remain his intellectual property and any attempts to “borrow” and replicate them for sale on the open market will be strictly penalized.

On a related note, I will find out who stuck all of HR’s desk chairs to the ceiling as soon as my techs trace the security camera hack.  You will be providing them with coffee for the next three months and serving it to them personally.  Captain Harkness has been good enough to promise the services of one of his operatives to train the perpetrator as a “teaboy.”]

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[Submitted by: askthedoctorfromgallifrey
New policies to go in effect immediately:
Bow ties are now cool, as are fezzes and stetsons.
A dashing man with a bow tie flashing a what may seem like a blank piece of paper to many of you will be given full access to everything including Director Fury’s office. I’m He’s going to get in there anyway.
If anyone notices a Blue Police Box just ignore it and carry on.
Tuesday will now be Fish Finger and Custard day in the Cafeteria.
Any shape shifting aliens hiding on the fourth floor know that you’ve been found out.
The Doct
John Smi
Nicholas Fury]

[Submitted by: askthedoctorfromgallifrey

New policies to go in effect immediately:

Bow ties are now cool, as are fezzes and stetsons.

A dashing man with a bow tie flashing a what may seem like a blank piece of paper to many of you will be given full access to everything including Director Fury’s office. I’m He’s going to get in there anyway.

If anyone notices a Blue Police Box just ignore it and carry on.

Tuesday will now be Fish Finger and Custard day in the Cafeteria.

Any shape shifting aliens hiding on the fourth floor know that you’ve been found out.

The Doct

John Smi

Nicholas Fury]

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