Posts tagged doctor who
Posts tagged doctor who
[Submitted by: notsodarksoul
I would like to inform the creator of the superhero trading card game that has recently risen in popularity aboard this ship that, in real life, the ‘Firepower stat’ of the S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier vastly outranges that of U.N.I.T.’s Valiant. I would like to see this mistake corrected.
On a related note, Agent Coulson would like to inform all personnel that he is willing to trade a one-of-a-kind holographic Stark card for the rare issue Steve Rogers one that is rumored to exist.]
[Submitted by: Watashi Name
The race between S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Helicarrier and UNIT’s Valiant off the Carolina coast has been canceled. All bets made will be given back without penalty. Any other expenses (boat rentals, booze purchases, etc.) will not be compensated.]
[Submitted by: H. Savinien
S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and Avengers Initiative members are reminded that Peter Parker’s “webslingers” are his own invention. While they are not subject to official U.S. copyright due to the compications of his secret identity, they remain his intellectual property and any attempts to “borrow” and replicate them for sale on the open market will be strictly penalized.
On a related note, I will find out who stuck all of HR’s desk chairs to the ceiling as soon as my techs trace the security camera hack. You will be providing them with coffee for the next three months and serving it to them personally. Captain Harkness has been good enough to promise the services of one of his operatives to train the perpetrator as a “teaboy.”]
[Submitted by: askthedoctorfromgallifrey
New policies to go in effect immediately:
Bow ties are now cool, as are fezzes and stetsons.
A dashing man with a bow tie flashing a what may seem like a blank piece of paper to many of you will be given full access to everything including Director Fury’s office.
I’m He’s going to get in there anyway.
If anyone notices a Blue Police Box just ignore it and carry on.
Tuesday will now be Fish Finger and Custard day in the Cafeteria.
Any shape shifting aliens hiding on the fourth floor know that you’ve been found out.
The Doct John Smi
[Submitted by: Asteria
The deliberate use of greater-than-human abilities and/or technological enhancements during the International Covert Organizations Soccer Tournament is in violation of the S.H.I.E.L.D. ethics code. The only exception is if that motherfucking ‘Time Lord’ is playing for motherfucking U.N.I.T.]