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[Submitted by: blasfemme
Claiming a section of the Helicarrier as a sovereign territory by planting a flag in said section does not make it a queen/kingdom. Therefore, declaring diplomatic immunity for any ensuing felonies and or crimes will not be allowed.
Citizens of “Starklandia,” “Clintopolis,” and “Darcytopia” will immediately disband or face disciplinary action.]

[Submitted by: blasfemme

Claiming a section of the Helicarrier as a sovereign territory by planting a flag in said section does not make it a queen/kingdom. Therefore, declaring diplomatic immunity for any ensuing felonies and or crimes will not be allowed.

Citizens of “Starklandia,” “Clintopolis,” and “Darcytopia” will immediately disband or face disciplinary action.]

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[Submitted by: Jacqui
Ms. Darcy Lewis will refrain from asking Wolverine if ALL of his bones were enhanced with adamantium. Any further questions about whether or not his bones are the hardest on Earth will result in her attending a sexual harassment seminar.]

[Submitted by: Jacqui

Ms. Darcy Lewis will refrain from asking Wolverine if ALL of his bones were enhanced with adamantium. Any further questions about whether or not his bones are the hardest on Earth will result in her attending a sexual harassment seminar.]

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[Submitted by: spaci1701
All personnel are reminded that ‘Stealth Cosmetology’ is not a technique that will ever required in a combat scenario. At no time is it acceptable for any member of S.H.I.E.L.D. to break into another’s quarters to alter their appearence in any way.
On that note, Dr. Foster and Ms. Lewis have generously offered their personal time to provide free manicures and pedicures to all S.H.I.E.L.D. personel who actually WANT them.
Dr. Foster, a delegation will be at your lab at 0900 hours tomorrow to discuss the appropriate solvent for the apparently indestructible nail polish you developed. Work fast. The Hulk is our spokesperson.]

[Submitted by: spaci1701

All personnel are reminded that ‘Stealth Cosmetology’ is not a technique that will ever required in a combat scenario. At no time is it acceptable for any member of S.H.I.E.L.D. to break into another’s quarters to alter their appearence in any way.

On that note, Dr. Foster and Ms. Lewis have generously offered their personal time to provide free manicures and pedicures to all S.H.I.E.L.D. personel who actually WANT them.

Dr. Foster, a delegation will be at your lab at 0900 hours tomorrow to discuss the appropriate solvent for the apparently indestructible nail polish you developed. Work fast. The Hulk is our spokesperson.]

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