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Reports of Agent Coulson’s death were exaggerated for the purposes of a “team-building exercise” for the Avengers Initiative. As such, all speculations about Agent Coulson being a clone/zombie/robot/alternate-universe-duplicate/whatever must cease immediately. He’s fine
Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner are asked to stop taking tissue samples for the purposes of testing for clone degeneration or synthetic skin. It wasn’t funny the first time.]

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Reports of Agent Coulson’s death were exaggerated for the purposes of a “team-building exercise” for the Avengers Initiative. As such, all speculations about Agent Coulson being a clone/zombie/robot/alternate-universe-duplicate/whatever must cease immediately. He’s fine

Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner are asked to stop taking tissue samples for the purposes of testing for clone degeneration or synthetic skin. It wasn’t funny the first time.]

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mdssbr asked: Hello Mr. Fury, I am the assistant manager at Shawarma Palace in New York. Last friday some of your "employees" ate $156.93 worth of food at our restaurant; and a man who looked like tall, blonde hobo in a red cape broke our vending machine with a sledge hammer. We were given a check in your name for the food and damages, which has regretfully bounced. We would greatly appreciate if you could make good on your payment within 30 days, otherwise we will have to take this to small claims court.

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