Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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I regret to announce the resignation of our current Sexual Harassment seminar administrator. Her exact words as stated in her resignation letter read, “I give up on these horny freaks.”
That said, any agent who has been required to retake the seminar will still be required to attend the seminar, once we find a replacement administrator and complete a minor investigation into the involvement of the members of the Avengers Initiative into our former employee’s sudden resignation.

I regret to announce the resignation of our current Sexual Harassment seminar administrator. Her exact words as stated in her resignation letter read, “I give up on these horny freaks.”

That said, any agent who has been required to retake the seminar will still be required to attend the seminar, once we find a replacement administrator and complete a minor investigation into the involvement of the members of the Avengers Initiative into our former employee’s sudden resignation.

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