The individual who has been leaving nude pinups of Tigra in my
office addressed to “Nick Furry” is hereby requested to come to
my office and identify himself or herself so that we may discuss
appropriate disciplinary measures.
If I am required to come find this individual—and rest assured,
I will find him or her—the disciplinary measures will leave this
individual wishing within the span of two days that it had been
Loki-sitting duty.
