Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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[Submitted by: insolentwitch
It has become apparent that I must make an addendum to the previous memo about not accepting candy from R&D. I knew you had needed the warning about refusing candy from mild, sweet, seemingly innocent Dr. Banner. I didn’t think you would actually have to be warned about the Hulk.
So let me be clear: DO NOT ACCEPT CANDY FROM THE HULK. No, not even if he eats some himself. Especially if he looks innocent while saying, “Hulk just want friends. Why no one want to take Hulk’s candy and be friends?” Anyone else who falls for this will be paying their own medical bills. S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Health Plan doesn’t cover flagrant acts of dumbassery.]

[Submitted by: insolentwitch

It has become apparent that I must make an addendum to the previous memo about not accepting candy from R&D. I knew you had needed the warning about refusing candy from mild, sweet, seemingly innocent Dr. Banner. I didn’t think you would actually have to be warned about the Hulk.

So let me be clear: DO NOT ACCEPT CANDY FROM THE HULK. No, not even if he eats some himself. Especially if he looks innocent while saying, “Hulk just want friends. Why no one want to take Hulk’s candy and be friends?” Anyone else who falls for this will be paying their own medical bills. S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Health Plan doesn’t cover flagrant acts of dumbassery.]

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