Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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[Submitted by: EatortheMighty 
Because there has been some “confusion,” I apparently need to clarify a few things.
1: “Yes, sir” or “Yes, Director Fury” are acceptable responses to an order from me.  “Yar, Matey” is not.
2: There are no such things as “air barnacles.”  All agents should refrain from telling new recruits that they will be tasked with scraping them.
3: Mr. Stark makes sure that the rum stores for the helicarrier are well stocked, but it is not his ‘job.’  No agent should infer otherwise.
Any agent found violating these rules will be keelhauled.]

[Submitted by: EatortheMighty 

Because there has been some “confusion,” I apparently need to clarify a few things.

1: “Yes, sir” or “Yes, Director Fury” are acceptable responses to an order from me.  “Yar, Matey” is not.

2: There are no such things as “air barnacles.”  All agents should refrain from telling new recruits that they will be tasked with scraping them.

3: Mr. Stark makes sure that the rum stores for the helicarrier are well stocked, but it is not his ‘job.’  No agent should infer otherwise.

Any agent found violating these rules will be keelhauled.]

Filed under Iron Man Nick Fury S.H.I.E.L.D. The Avengers marvel submission

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