Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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[Submitted by: spaci1701
All personnel are reminded that ‘Stealth Cosmetology’ is not a technique that will ever required in a combat scenario. At no time is it acceptable for any member of S.H.I.E.L.D. to break into another’s quarters to alter their appearence in any way.
On that note, Dr. Foster and Ms. Lewis have generously offered their personal time to provide free manicures and pedicures to all S.H.I.E.L.D. personel who actually WANT them.
Dr. Foster, a delegation will be at your lab at 0900 hours tomorrow to discuss the appropriate solvent for the apparently indestructible nail polish you developed. Work fast. The Hulk is our spokesperson.]

[Submitted by: spaci1701

All personnel are reminded that ‘Stealth Cosmetology’ is not a technique that will ever required in a combat scenario. At no time is it acceptable for any member of S.H.I.E.L.D. to break into another’s quarters to alter their appearence in any way.

On that note, Dr. Foster and Ms. Lewis have generously offered their personal time to provide free manicures and pedicures to all S.H.I.E.L.D. personel who actually WANT them.

Dr. Foster, a delegation will be at your lab at 0900 hours tomorrow to discuss the appropriate solvent for the apparently indestructible nail polish you developed. Work fast. The Hulk is our spokesperson.]

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