Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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[Submitted by: nonsensephrase All personnel are reminded that Agent Romanoff’s “Party Tricks” are both painful and humiliating. Addendum: In the aftermath of certain events, I am forced to clarify that this remains true even for “the really cool one” with “the two hats.”  Further Addendum: Following the events in the Helicarrier cafeteria, it is now official S.H.I.E.L.D policy that Agent Romanoff’s entire sense of humor is both painful and humiliating.]

[Submitted by: nonsensephrase

All personnel are reminded that Agent Romanoff’s “Party Tricks” are both painful and humiliating.

Addendum: In the aftermath of certain events, I am forced to clarify that this remains true even for “the really cool one” with “the two hats.” 

Further Addendum: Following the events in the Helicarrier cafeteria, it is now official S.H.I.E.L.D policy that Agent Romanoff’s entire sense of humor is both painful and humiliating.]

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