Memos From Fury

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[Submitted by: Victoria Hill The S.H.I.E.L.D. Olympics are a lighthearted event designed to boost agency morale; they are not an excuse to break protocol. All drinking contests, long-distance-urination contests, and wet T-shirt contests have been cancelled. Any attempt to run an “underground” or “alternate” Olympics will result in fines and a withdrawal of coffee privileges. Additionally, the rumor that an eyepatch will be given to winners in place of a gold medal is completely untrue.]

[Submitted by: Victoria Hill

The S.H.I.E.L.D. Olympics are a lighthearted event designed to boost agency morale; they are not an excuse to break protocol.

All drinking contests, long-distance-urination contests, and wet T-shirt contests have been cancelled. Any attempt to run an “underground” or “alternate” Olympics will result in fines and a withdrawal of coffee privileges.

Additionally, the rumor that an eyepatch will be given to winners in place of a gold medal is completely untrue.]

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