[Submitted by: madmaudlingoes
The Allied victory in World War Two was the result of the hard work and sacrifice of many nations. In light of that fact:
—Mr. Stark and Agent Barton will apologize to the members of Excalibur for implying that the Avengers or the U.S.A. “saved [their] asses in the war.”
—Same as above, but to the French ambassador.
—Agent Romanov will apologize to everyone and help Mr. Stark fix whatever the hell she did to everyone’s ring-tones.
—On a related note, “Katyusha” has now been added to the list of forbidden songs aboard the Helicarrier.
—Capt. Rogers is to stop giving everyone that disappointed look.]