[Submitted by: shapeshifter27
We would like to alert all agents that while this year’s Fourth of July party WILL feature Stark Industry Fireworks, it WILL NOT feature Stark Industry ‘Holographic’ Fireworks. We do not need a repeat of last year’s embarrassment, especially since it has taken all year to persuade Capt. Rogers to attend this year’s party, let alone sing the National Anthem.
Any references to last year’s party will result in immediate declination of admittance to this year’s party. Even if you’re the one in charge of liquor.]