Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

358 notes

[Submitted by: H. Savinien
S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and Avengers Initiative members are reminded that Peter Parker’s “webslingers” are his own invention.  While they are not subject to official U.S. copyright due to the compications of his secret identity, they remain his intellectual property and any attempts to “borrow” and replicate them for sale on the open market will be strictly penalized.
On a related note, I will find out who stuck all of HR’s desk chairs to the ceiling as soon as my techs trace the security camera hack.  You will be providing them with coffee for the next three months and serving it to them personally.  Captain Harkness has been good enough to promise the services of one of his operatives to train the perpetrator as a “teaboy.”]

[Submitted by: H. Savinien

S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and Avengers Initiative members are reminded that Peter Parker’s “webslingers” are his own invention.  While they are not subject to official U.S. copyright due to the compications of his secret identity, they remain his intellectual property and any attempts to “borrow” and replicate them for sale on the open market will be strictly penalized.

On a related note, I will find out who stuck all of HR’s desk chairs to the ceiling as soon as my techs trace the security camera hack.  You will be providing them with coffee for the next three months and serving it to them personally.  Captain Harkness has been good enough to promise the services of one of his operatives to train the perpetrator as a “teaboy.”]

Filed under spider-man torchwood doctor who Nick Fury S.H.I.E.L.D. The Avengers marvel submission

  1. hsavinien reblogged this from memosfromfury and added:
    So, this was me. :D
  2. mcgregorswench reblogged this from memosfromfury and added:
    //
  3. cankerinahedge reblogged this from memosfromfury
  4. wandering-homeless-heart reblogged this from fastenoughtoflyaway and added:
    Hold a minute! Captain Harkness? “teaboy”? Ianto? ????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. fastenoughtoflyaway reblogged this from memosfromfury
  6. sheiksleopardthong reblogged this from memosfromfury
  7. wellfourthings reblogged this from memosfromfury
  8. soimnomorethanastolenrelic reblogged this from tippenswilliam
  9. tippenswilliam reblogged this from memosfromfury and added:
    hnnngh the fandoms.
  10. iwishyouallthebestmydear reblogged this from thatlonelykidinthecorner
  11. thatlonelykidinthecorner reblogged this from memosfromfury
  12. anuschja reblogged this from memosfromfury
  13. clintbartonisaboss reblogged this from memosfromfury and added:
    (Correct me if I’m wrong, but I was under the impression that whenever he made a specific hand signal, Spiderman shot...
  14. thranduilland reblogged this from memosfromfury and added:
    CAPTAIN HARKNESS! CAPTAIN HARKNESS! IANTO! IANTO! AHAHA IANTO HI! AHAHAHHAHAAHA YES!
  15. tickingawaywithmysanity reblogged this from memosfromfury
  16. persephonestark reblogged this from memosfromfury
  17. lashonlashoff reblogged this from arevolutionsupposed
  18. arevolutionsupposed reblogged this from memosfromfury
  19. iknitsocks reblogged this from memosfromfury
  20. dreamingofmidnight reblogged this from memosfromfury
  21. the-506th reblogged this from mouthspiders
  22. lollipopcentre reblogged this from unicornscosmos and added:
    Nick…Fury…Yeah, I might can see now why I received him on my Avengers Personality Survey.
  23. opalxvixen reblogged this from improbablezero
  24. turtleoftheabyss reblogged this from improbablezero
  25. improbablezero reblogged this from memosfromfury
  26. unicornscosmos reblogged this from memosfromfury
  27. mouthspiders reblogged this from imarriedmyfandoms
  28. blood-brothers-and-desperation reblogged this from memosfromfury and added:
    torchwood crossover hlep
  29. hollydermovoi reblogged this from memosfromfury
  30. blue-lupin reblogged this from cheshiretardis
  31. cheshiretardis reblogged this from seasaltinquisition and added:
    Captain Harkness?
  32. exterminate-regenerate reblogged this from memosfromfury