Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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[Submitted by: H. Savinien
S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and Avengers Initiative members are reminded that Peter Parker’s “webslingers” are his own invention.  While they are not subject to official U.S. copyright due to the compications of his secret identity, they remain his intellectual property and any attempts to “borrow” and replicate them for sale on the open market will be strictly penalized.
On a related note, I will find out who stuck all of HR’s desk chairs to the ceiling as soon as my techs trace the security camera hack.  You will be providing them with coffee for the next three months and serving it to them personally.  Captain Harkness has been good enough to promise the services of one of his operatives to train the perpetrator as a “teaboy.”]

[Submitted by: H. Savinien

S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and Avengers Initiative members are reminded that Peter Parker’s “webslingers” are his own invention.  While they are not subject to official U.S. copyright due to the compications of his secret identity, they remain his intellectual property and any attempts to “borrow” and replicate them for sale on the open market will be strictly penalized.

On a related note, I will find out who stuck all of HR’s desk chairs to the ceiling as soon as my techs trace the security camera hack.  You will be providing them with coffee for the next three months and serving it to them personally.  Captain Harkness has been good enough to promise the services of one of his operatives to train the perpetrator as a “teaboy.”]

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    So, this was me. :D
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    Hold a minute! Captain Harkness? “teaboy”? Ianto? ????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    hnnngh the fandoms.
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    (Correct me if I’m wrong, but I was under the impression that whenever he made a specific hand signal, Spiderman shot...
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    CAPTAIN HARKNESS! CAPTAIN HARKNESS! IANTO! IANTO! AHAHA IANTO HI! AHAHAHHAHAAHA YES!
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    Nick…Fury…Yeah, I might can see now why I received him on my Avengers Personality Survey.
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    torchwood crossover hlep
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