[Submitted by: H. Savinien
S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel and Avengers Initiative members are reminded that Peter Parker’s “webslingers” are his own invention. While they are not subject to official U.S. copyright due to the compications of his secret identity, they remain his intellectual property and any attempts to “borrow” and replicate them for sale on the open market will be strictly penalized.
On a related note, I will find out who stuck all of HR’s desk chairs to the ceiling as soon as my techs trace the security camera hack. You will be providing them with coffee for the next three months and serving it to them personally. Captain Harkness has been good enough to promise the services of one of his operatives to train the perpetrator as a “teaboy.”]