[Submitted by: askthedoctorfromgallifrey
New policies to go in effect immediately:
Bow ties are now cool, as are fezzes and stetsons.
A dashing man with a bow tie flashing a what may seem like a blank piece of paper to many of you will be given full access to everything including Director Fury’s office.
I’m He’s going to get in there anyway.
If anyone notices a Blue Police Box just ignore it and carry on.
Tuesday will now be Fish Finger and Custard day in the Cafeteria.
Any shape shifting aliens hiding on the fourth floor know that you’ve been found out.
The Doct John Smi