![[Submitted by: NezumiPi
With regard to the Valentine’s Day holiday, S.H.I.E.L.D. would like to remind all agents that greeting cards, stuffed animals, floral arrangements, and chocolates are considered appropriate Valentine’s Day gifts in the workplace.
The following are not considered appropriate: radioactive tracers, syphilis, surveillance photos, or anything that could be described as “anatomically correct”.
Also, someone needs to tell Hank Pym that a thousand ants walking around in the shape of a heart is not romantic. It’s fucking disgusting and if I see it again, I will break out the Raid.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdj5xl0eK1r45jjpo1_1280.jpg)
[Submitted by: NezumiPi
With regard to the Valentine’s Day holiday, S.H.I.E.L.D. would like to remind all agents that greeting cards, stuffed animals, floral arrangements, and chocolates are considered appropriate Valentine’s Day gifts in the workplace.
The following are not considered appropriate: radioactive tracers, syphilis, surveillance photos, or anything that could be described as “anatomically correct”.
Also, someone needs to tell Hank Pym that a thousand ants walking around in the shape of a heart is not romantic. It’s fucking disgusting and if I see it again, I will break out the Raid.]
