Memos From Fury

bearsarkr asked: Um... Sir? I'm looking at a form ordering that the Helicarrier be filled to capacity with confetti hearts and flowers. It's sitting next to one ordering Tony Stark to take the Helicarrier for a short flight 'To test it's newly outfitted ordnance'... Did you, in fact, sign these? And if not, could you send someone down here to say 'NO' to Mister Stark. He's looking at me in a funny way...