![[Submitted by: whitedevilremy
S.H.I.E.L.D Personnel are reminded that the X-Men are visiting on this upcoming Monday. In light of this, we would like to set a few ground rules:
No asking and/or insinuating the Avengers are better than the X-Men or vice-versa, regardless of personal opinion.
If a short, hairy man comes up to you and asks where the beer is, direct him to the kitchen.
If you see a tall man in a trench coat with black-and-red eyes, you are reminded that this is the Mutant Thief Gambit and to keep a close eye on your personal belongings and, more importanly, clearance cards.
If a young woman seems to walk through walls/objects/people, do not be alarmed. That is Shadowcat and the building is not haunted.
Be reminded that if Shadowcat seems to slip into Thor’s personal quarters through the walls that it is to be reported immediately.
Agent Barton is reminded that he is to keep his hands off of the ladies of the X-Men, as they all seem to have steady relationships. Any injuries he sustains from engaging in flirtations with the ladies of the X-Men will not be supported by his medical insurance.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzp2ycRdL1r45jjpo1_1280.jpg)
[Submitted by: whitedevilremy
S.H.I.E.L.D Personnel are reminded that the X-Men are visiting on this upcoming Monday. In light of this, we would like to set a few ground rules:
- No asking and/or insinuating the Avengers are better than the X-Men or vice-versa, regardless of personal opinion.
- If a short, hairy man comes up to you and asks where the beer is, direct him to the kitchen.
- If you see a tall man in a trench coat with black-and-red eyes, you are reminded that this is the Mutant Thief Gambit and to keep a close eye on your personal belongings and, more importanly, clearance cards.
- If a young woman seems to walk through walls/objects/people, do not be alarmed. That is Shadowcat and the building is not haunted.
- Be reminded that if Shadowcat seems to slip into Thor’s personal quarters through the walls that it is to be reported immediately.
- Agent Barton is reminded that he is to keep his hands off of the ladies of the X-Men, as they all seem to have steady relationships. Any injuries he sustains from engaging in flirtations with the ladies of the X-Men will not be supported by his medical insurance.]
