Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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[Submitted by: Kira Leigh  The fact that Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching does not mean that Agent Barton can wear nothing but a diaper and shoot other agents’ behinds. Additionally, it also does not mean that Mr. Stark should persuade Capt. Rogers that in the 21st century, people celebrate Valentine’s Day by publicly giving each other arrow-shaped “packages”. You know what I mean. Don’t do it.]

[Submitted by: Kira Leigh 

The fact that Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching does not mean that Agent Barton can wear nothing but a diaper and shoot other agents’ behinds. Additionally, it also does not mean that Mr. Stark should persuade Capt. Rogers that in the 21st century, people celebrate Valentine’s Day by publicly giving each other arrow-shaped “packages”. You know what I mean. Don’t do it.]

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    Ah so he has… I must get to work on that need to find something to make Steve more gullable than usual, do you have any...
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    Tony Stark, It seems Master Fury has issued unto your person a challenge as well.
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