[Submitted by: sigynofasgard
Capt. Rogers should be aware that “Miss Sigyn” is not a nice lady who gives you snacks. She is Loki’s ‘lady friend,’ distracting you while he does what he wants.
Mr. Stark should also remember this when she offers him liquor, and Agent Coulson, it does not matter how incredible her espresso machine is, JUST SAY NO.
Thor should be advised that under SHIELD regulations, accepting smuggled Asgardian mead in exchange for keeping his mouth shut does constitute taking a bribe.]