Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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activelocated asked: Heyyy, so, uh.... I tried to submit a memo buuuuuut I couldn't mmake it, yanno, go. Sooo.... can I send you it in an Ask or no...?

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menelanna asked: Sir, I would like to formally request permission for all female agents to carry and use tasers on Mr. Stark the next time he asks if we would like to "test out the latest feature of his suit."

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activelocated asked: Director Fury, I would like to put in a formal request to have Deadpool as my roommate.

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There is no one who will not understand you if you use modern English. If you call anyone a “hep cat” in an incident report, you will be asked to rewrite it.

There is no one who will not understand you if you use modern English. If you call anyone a “hep cat” in an incident report, you will be asked to rewrite it.

Filed under submission

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Re: yesterday’s “unpleasantness”:

Lt. Col. Rhodes - I am disappointed, Colonel.  I expected better from you. 

Mr. Stark - I did not expect better from you.  However, I am still f***ing pissed.

Capt. Rogers - You tried.  Next time, try harder.

Re: yesterday’s “unpleasantness”:


Lt. Col. Rhodes - I am disappointed, Colonel.  I expected better from you. 


Mr. Stark - I did not expect better from you.  However, I am still f***ing pissed.


Capt. Rogers - You tried.  Next time, try harder.

Filed under submission nick fury iron man captain america

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notanightlight asked: Hello Director. My computer doesn't have the capability to open and edit the pds file to make a memo. Is there any other way I can get a memo made? Or a blank version of the letterhead?