The House Keeping Department would like to remind all staff to stop sending them “gummed up” wash cloths and any other questionably soiled linens.
They WILL find you.
There is no one who will not understand you if you use modern English. If you call anyone a “hep cat” in an incident report, you will be asked to rewrite it.
I don’t care how good-looking your date is, or how important the occasion. You may not have the keys to the helicarrier.
Re: yesterday’s “unpleasantness”:
Lt. Col. Rhodes - I am disappointed, Colonel. I expected better from you.
Mr. Stark - I did not expect better from you. However, I am still f***ing pissed.
Capt. Rogers - You tried. Next time, try harder.
We WILL find out who convinced Loki to magically transform the agent on Deadpool-sitting duty into a giant chimichanga.