It is the stated objective of S.H.I.E.L.D to protect the nations and people from all threats terestial or extraterrestrial.
Diverting the Helicarrier to rescue a kitten is not a threat to a nation or more than a few families. No matter how many times Loki says you have permission.
Failure to follow this directive will result in a deduction from any Agent’s pay who issues or assists with said order to pay for the temp worker to straighten out civil flight plans.
As it was with her predecessor, Capt. Danvers is not to be addressed with shouts of “Shazam!”
The Captain is authorized to deal with any non-compliance as she sees fit.
Be advised the results of such disciplinary action is NOT covered by the S.H.I.E.L.D. health plan.
Effective immediately, the S.H.I.E.L.D. health plan will NOT cover any injuries suffered during activities that involve the phrase, “Hey, watch this!”
![[Whether or not they think he might be listening at the time, the next person to refer to Loki as a Grinch will be responsible for dealing with the city’s worth of children that have had their Christmas stolen.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8d347cd43ce98911f0cd3a9563a6427/tumblr_mfb5q1afVQ1r45jjpo1_500.jpg)
[Whether or not they think he might be listening at the time, the next person to refer to Loki as a Grinch will be responsible for dealing with the city’s worth of children that have had their Christmas stolen.]
![[Anyone who attempts to spike the SHIELD Holiday party punch in an attempt to see “Marcus and Cheese drunkenly reminisce about their Ranger days: part two,” will be severely punished. They will also be severely disappointed. What happened during the Thanksgiving dinner was the result of a magic spell, not a result of alcohol.
Both Agent Coulson and I are in fact both very mean drunks. You have been warned.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f7d524599bcb69400f889e4215b04c3/tumblr_mfb4umx91f1r45jjpo1_500.png)
[Anyone who attempts to spike the SHIELD Holiday party punch in an attempt to see “Marcus and Cheese drunkenly reminisce about their Ranger days: part two,” will be severely punished. They will also be severely disappointed. What happened during the Thanksgiving dinner was the result of a magic spell, not a result of alcohol.
Both Agent Coulson and I are in fact both very mean drunks. You have been warned.]
Alright, ladies and gents. Here is the deal. I don’t have access to photoshop at the moment, and I don’t have the time to learn how to use gimp. So, I’m going to upload the .psd file that I use to create memos, and from now on submissions are going to have to be actual images. I’m not sure if this is gonna work, but even if I do get photoshop back, I really don’t have the time or resources to type up each submission. So, let’s see if we can do this. Consider it a trial run. Submissions are back open.
The .psd file you’ll need to create a memo is here.
EDIT: Please add a text caption to your submission for those followers who are vision impaired!
I know. It’s been forever. I really hope to be back up and running after the holiday weekend. Thanks for hanging in there.
i’m without photoshop at the moment, so i’ve had to close the ask and submit boxes. we’ll back as soon as we can! thank you for all your support!
Just a reminder that this is happening this Wednesday! I’d love to see some of you guys there!
