Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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lady-ofthe-fandom asked: Sir? I'm reporting sighting of Mr. Star and Mr. Banner carrying what appeared to be a Cat, two bunsen burners, a bucket of smoking liquid, a case of side walk chalk and a plate of last night's dinner. Perhaps a Haz Mat squad?

I’ll be sending someone to confiscate the cat immediately. 

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Submitted by RealmMan

The Chitauri portal device is not to be used as a garbage disposal.We have better things to do than start an interdimensional warwith whom- or whatever is on the other side because someonewas too lazy to find a trash can.

Submitted by RealmMan

The Chitauri portal device is not to be used as a garbage disposal.

We have better things to do than start an interdimensional war
with whom- or whatever is on the other side because someone
was too lazy to find a trash can.

Filed under submission nick fury s.h.i.e.l.d. chitauri

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lokisarmygivesback:

Please welcome our first commissions artist, Nicole aka AorticInkwell! (Some of you might also know her as the mysterious genius behind Old Man Loki.)
Things work a little differently with our commission artists than with the basic donations around here. Artists receive a portion of the commission cost- in this case, 50%. The other 50% goes to the hospital donations. Both halves are doing good, though, as Nicole is trying to move back to Las Vegas in order to take a job as a storyboard artist!Here’s the lowdown on commissions from the artist herself:SKETCH CARDS:Inked w/ limited color/black and white: $15SampleColored: $20SamplesCOLORED CHIBI DRAWINGS: $25 (additional characters $10)SamplePORTRAITS: $45SampleLINEART: $70 (additional characters: +$20)SampleCOLORED: $80 (additional characters +$35)SampleFULL COLOR/DETAILED INK: $200 (additional character prices may vary)Sample 1Sample 2

More details, as stated by the artist herself:When commissioning these types of pieces, it is best to have a detailed description of what you wish to have illustrated and any other references handy that I might need. I don’t like having to scour the Internet for references from a vague request. These types of illustrations are done either cold press illustration board or on an 11”x14” piece of Bristol. It is mainly what I have on hand. If another type of board is requested for commissioners who wish to purchase the original, I will have to tack on an additional fee for supplies. All commissions (Excluding the full color and detailed ink pieces) will either have no background or a simple one drawn. If you request a background, it will be an extra $10. I do not have any problem with drawing figures in the nude, but I will not draw anything I feel uncomfortable with. Commissions that are mature in nature can be illustrated, it is at the buyer’s discretion wether or not to keep it private. (For all commissions, I post them on my blogs or in my portfolio. Please do feel free to ask if you would like a private commission, I will honor the request.)Things I WILL do: 
Fantasy 
Sci-Fi 
Yaoi/Yuri 
Fanart 
OCs 
Anthro 
Things I WILL NOT do:
rape/torture
Mary Sues
I retain all rights to my artwork, either for prints or for use in my portfolio. (Unless it is an aforementioned private commission. That is between the buyer and me.) Any distribution of my work for profit is prohibited. You may, however, use your commissioned piece in sites as either icons/avatars or part of your blog theme. Commissions will be scanned at 300dpi and sent out via email. If you want to purchase the original, you will have to pay the standard payment for postage as well as an additional fee for the original.

If you are interested in getting a commission from AorticInkwell, please email her at nicoleellisonart@gmail.com to discuss details and pricing. When you’re ready to pay, send your payment to meganphntmgrl@gmail.com  via PayPal with a memo stating what it’s for (I will send her her 50% myself).Happy commissioning!

lokisarmygivesback:

Please welcome our first commissions artist, Nicole aka AorticInkwell! (Some of you might also know her as the mysterious genius behind Old Man Loki.)

Things work a little differently with our commission artists than with the basic donations around here. Artists receive a portion of the commission cost- in this case, 50%. The other 50% goes to the hospital donations. Both halves are doing good, though, as Nicole is trying to move back to Las Vegas in order to take a job as a storyboard artist!

Here’s the lowdown on commissions from the artist herself:

SKETCH CARDS:
Inked w/ limited color/black and white: $15
Sample

Colored: $20
Samples

COLORED CHIBI DRAWINGS: $25 (additional characters $10)
Sample

PORTRAITS: $45
Sample

LINEART: $70 (additional characters: +$20)
Sample

COLORED: $80 (additional characters +$35)
Sample

FULL COLOR/DETAILED INK: $200 (additional character prices may vary)
Sample 1
Sample 2

More details, as stated by the artist herself:

When commissioning these types of pieces, it is best to have a detailed description of what you wish to have illustrated and any other references handy that I might need. I don’t like having to scour the Internet for references from a vague request. These types of illustrations are done either cold press illustration board or on an 11”x14” piece of Bristol. It is mainly what I have on hand. If another type of board is requested for commissioners who wish to purchase the original, I will have to tack on an additional fee for supplies.

All commissions (Excluding the full color and detailed ink pieces) will either have no background or a simple one drawn. If you request a background, it will be an extra $10.

I do not have any problem with drawing figures in the nude, but I will not draw anything I feel uncomfortable with. Commissions that are mature in nature can be illustrated, it is at the buyer’s discretion wether or not to keep it private. (For all commissions, I post them on my blogs or in my portfolio. Please do feel free to ask if you would like a private commission, I will honor the request.)

Things I WILL do: 

  • Fantasy 
  • Sci-Fi 
  • Yaoi/Yuri 
  • Fanart 
  • OCs 
  • Anthro 


Things I WILL NOT do:

  • rape/torture
  • Mary Sues

I retain all rights to my artwork, either for prints or for use in my portfolio. (Unless it is an aforementioned private commission. That is between the buyer and me.) Any distribution of my work for profit is prohibited. You may, however, use your commissioned piece in sites as either icons/avatars or part of your blog theme. Commissions will be scanned at 300dpi and sent out via email. If you want to purchase the original, you will have to pay the standard payment for postage as well as an additional fee for the original.

If you are interested in getting a commission from AorticInkwell, please email her at nicoleellisonart@gmail.com to discuss details and pricing. When you’re ready to pay, send your payment to meganphntmgrl@gmail.com  via PayPal with a memo stating what it’s for (I will send her her 50% myself).

Happy commissioning!

Filed under signal boost

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((HEY EVERYBODY.

Sorry that this blog has been nearly inactive for a month- in case you didn’t notice, there’s been a new mod- me- for the last few months, and I’ll admit that it’s taking me a bit of time to get into the swing of things, along with dealing with some IRL stuff. I’m going to be going through a backlog of submissions and posting them throughout the weekend to catch up, so if you submitted, hang tight- your memo will be up here soon.

Aside from that, Loki’s Army Gives Back will be getting a Tumblr of its own this weekend, and a link will be provided in the sidebar. Stay tuned.))

Filed under ooc

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Brotherly bonding notwithstanding, it is not in the best interests of the Division to have Captain America run up the flag pole to celebrate the U.S. Flag Day or Independence Day holidays.
Thor and Loki are hereby assigned to clean up after Dr. Banner’s most recent Hulk rampage. I expect to find everything repaired, in good order, and clean no later than 2200 hours today. Captain Rogers will be by to perform a white glove inspection at that time.

Brotherly bonding notwithstanding, it is not in the best interests of the Division to have Captain America run up the flag pole to celebrate the U.S. Flag Day or Independence Day holidays.

Thor and Loki are hereby assigned to clean up after Dr. Banner’s most recent Hulk rampage. I expect to find everything repaired, in good order, and clean no later than 2200 hours today. Captain Rogers will be by to perform a white glove inspection at that time.

Filed under memosfromfury submission avengers thor loki

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LOKI'S ARMY (and anyone else who'd like to) GIVES BACK

meganphntmgrl:

Do you want to be part of a major fandom event and help sick kids all at the same time? Here’s your chance!

Between now and October 6, I will be running a campaign to collect money on behalf of the MCU fandom, and the Loki fandom in particular, for Morgan Stanley Children’s Hospital in New York, NY, USA and then delivering a record of the donations to Tom Hiddleston at NYCC as an alternative to more traditional fandom presents. (If that doesn’t work out, I’ll be finding a non-invasive way to make sure the donor records are passed along, even if it’s just through the mail.)

Everyone who donates will be on the record. You can give $1 or $5 or $200- you’ll be on the record and acknowledged as part of this effort.

There’s a full FAQ at the link above, as well as a place to donate. This campaign has only just started, so check for updates, as I’m hoping to expand this over time.

Give, spread the word, do whatever you can <3

Filed under signal boost from my personal sorry

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demonicvampiregirl asked: So how long have you been here then? I have been following for a few months and must have missed it switching if it was recent.

((About three months, roughly.))

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akyrastar asked: I love these!!! I had seen some of them before but never knew where they came from. I just finished going through every single one, and am obsessed now. I'd ask to join S.H.I.E.L.D but... I'd rather be a part of Loki's Army!!! I hope you continue these, they make me smile. A lot. :D

((Thank you!

That said, I’m not the original mod- most of the classics were handled by the blog’s founder/creator. 

This blog will be returning to normal operation soon; I’m having kind of a rough few weeks here but will be jumping back in the saddle soon enough.))