Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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nimbusllewelyn asked: Director Fury, the press have got hold of a tape of Thor doing the YMCA dance in his boxers. They say that they will return it in exchange for an interview with you. Shall I authorise Agent Romanov to retrieve the tape by any means necessary?

Is there any proof that Thor is necessarily embarrassed by this? In my experience, he doesn’t experience pride in quite the same way as the rest of us, and his popularity with elementary-school-aged girls is currently his biggest publicity asset to the team.

I feel that anything that keeps an actual god safe and approachable in the public eye is worth permitting, especially after everything his brother got up to. 

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Hey everybody!

lokisarmygivesback:

Hi!

This is just a reminder that this is still going on. We have so far collected $173.76 for NYP-MS Children’s Hospital in New York City. The end date for collections is October 6, so we have a little over a month to keep this going!

I’m considering changing methods a little- namely, going back to the hospital and seeing what exactly would be most of use for young patients (and their visiting siblings) to use and play with, and then going and directly buying those items for the kids and bringing them to the hospital. What do you guys think- lump sum or stuff?

Here is the donation link! We are also still offering commissions from two different artists.

Filed under signal boosting from a sideblog!

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((HEY ALL

I was 
really running on autopilot when I reblogged the lingerie inspector memo, and I apologize for not taking the time to read it through before posting it. It’s been taken down, and I do not consider my distraction an acceptable excuse for letting it through. I hope everyone’s okay.

Since this is the second memo I’ve gotten in the last month or so with a sexual assault joke in it of any kind, I would like to emphasize again that these kinds of jokes are not acceptable. I’m going to be more vigilant- even one slipup of this kind on my part is one too many- but I’m going to hold you guys to the same standards.))

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[Submitted by RealmMan]
Regarding last month’s incident in the women’s locker room:

I know who’s responsible.

More importantly, Agent Romanov knows who’s responsible.

I’ve taken the liberty of proactively notifying your next of kin.

[Submitted by RealmMan]

Regarding last month’s incident in the women’s locker room:

I know who’s responsible.

More importantly, Agent Romanov knows who’s responsible.

I’ve taken the liberty of proactively notifying your next of kin.

Filed under submission nick fury black widow

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captainsteverodgers asked: Director Fury, will you tell whomever convinced Agent Wilson that taking my shield was a way to gain my respect, that it would be better for their health if they came forward before I get my shield back.

You heard the man, everyone.

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aorticinkwell:

aorticinkwell:

aorticinkwell:

aorticinkwell:

I’m going to be giving away an original illustration of mine to help raise funds for my move back to Las Vegas. (Which is the weekend of the 11th this month!!!) Whoever donates $5 will be entered to win the Loki “Hush” illustration that I made right after Tom Hiddleston’s appearance at SDCC and an ink sketch of your choice. No limit to however many times you’d like to enter! :’D More chances for you to win original art and you’d be helping me a great deal! (Each entry is an increment of $5) Both pieces of art will be mailed out to the winner after picking their name from a random number generator.

I will be accepting entries up until the 10th! I need at least 10 entries in order to go though with giving away this illustration and the ink sketch. If I cannot reach 10, then this will be cancelled.

You can send any entries/donations to my Paypal, serrifth@gmail.com, just be sure to send a message that you’re entering!

I have my gofundme page up still if you would prefer to commission an ink sketch from there!
http://www.gofundme.com/relocating-aortic-inkwell

As always, reblogs would help a ton! Thank you so much!

I still need 5 more entries at the very least to continue with this. Please signal boost if you can, thank you!

I’m ending this tomorrow! Still need at least 5 more entries! ;w;

This is ending today as well and I still need at least five more entries. Please signal boost if you can! Thanks.

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aorticinkwell:

aorticinkwell:

Guys!!! ayonoi has been so awesomely gracious in offering to give away her Tom Hiddleston autograph to help me raise funds for my move back to Las Vegas! ;W; (She is awesome and you all should follow her!)

So whoever donates between $10-$25 will be entered to win this awesome thing! (The picture above is her own.) I’ll be keeping track of whoever enters and will pick the winner from a random number generator. Ayonoi will then be notified of the winner and will send it out! :D

This will run as long as my giveaway for my Loki illustration here. So until the 10th of this month. 

You can send any entries/donations to my Paypal, serrifth@gmail.com, just be sure to send a message that you’re entering for the autograph!!! 

Thank you! (Seriously guys, Tom freaking Hiddleston! XD)

I’m ending this in a few days and there aren’t any entries yet. ;3; Things with the moving costs are getting pretty dire with fees with the trailer and storage unit I wasn’t aware of until now. So anything helps at this point. I’m getting pretty desperate to have this over and done already… Thank you everyone who has reblogged this thus far!

aorticinkwell:

aorticinkwell:

Guys!!! ayonoi has been so awesomely gracious in offering to give away her Tom Hiddleston autograph to help me raise funds for my move back to Las Vegas! ;W; (She is awesome and you all should follow her!)

So whoever donates between $10-$25 will be entered to win this awesome thing! (The picture above is her own.) I’ll be keeping track of whoever enters and will pick the winner from a random number generator. Ayonoi will then be notified of the winner and will send it out! :D

This will run as long as my giveaway for my Loki illustration here. So until the 10th of this month. 

You can send any entries/donations to my Paypal, serrifth@gmail.com, just be sure to send a message that you’re entering for the autograph!!! 

Thank you! (Seriously guys, Tom freaking Hiddleston! XD)

I’m ending this in a few days and there aren’t any entries yet. ;3; Things with the moving costs are getting pretty dire with fees with the trailer and storage unit I wasn’t aware of until now. So anything helps at this point. I’m getting pretty desperate to have this over and done already… Thank you everyone who has reblogged this thus far!

(via aorticinkwell)

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The situation at hand.

meganphntmgrl:

Okay, so I did some calculating, and here’s the scoop.

Right now, with my diminished schedule, I’m making about $100-$110 a week until something else comes up. I’m going to be starting some stuff in September, there are going to be a ton of school year jobs that I can apply to for the next few weeks, but right now, I am beyond screwed.

My weekly rent- and it HAS to be paid weekly- is $150. I trust you see my issue here. I have enough for this week, and probably next week, but after that- well, shit.

I also need to buy a $30/week transit card. Then, of course, there’s the matter of food money.

I applied for 45 jobs today, not counting a Starbucks application that allowed me to apply to five stores simultaneously as separate applications.

I cannot pay my rent on any kind of credit, and considering my landlady has had severe advantage taken of her in the past by people who essentially squatted in this room and financially abused her, I am actually severely afraid of her even finding out I’m in a crisis. She’s been through a lot and has had people stomp on her so many times that she kind of goes into defensive/angry mode at the slightest sign of anything even mistakable for trying to cheat her.

My parents can’t help me at all until at least next week- I asked- and my mom just got back to work after surgery so she’s a little low too. 

So I’m not kidding when I say AAAAANYTHING is helpful right now. ANYTHING. I will even take note if you want me to and pay you back in installments, probably sometime in September/October (or earlier if things improve enough early on). But this is quite literally a matter of needing help for the next month before I wind up living on the street.

My paypal address is meganphntmgrl@gmail.com and I can’t even tell you how much I appreciate anything that anyone can give.

[OOC: Sorry about pulling this over from my personal, but I really need help right now and wanted to boost it here to cover my bases. Carry on.]

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lady-ofthe-fandom asked: Sir? I do believe I just saw Deadpool and Loki re-enacting the sword fight scene from The Princess Bride, while Tony Stark directed... Would you like me to contain the situation or continue monitoring. I do believe they are trying to coerce me into being a length of rope...

As long as those two are occupied and not causing trouble for anyone else, I’ll allow it.