There is no one who will not understand you if you use modern English. If you call anyone a “hep cat” in an incident report, you will be asked to rewrite it.
Memos From Fury
From the Desk of the Director
I don’t care how good-looking your date is, or how important the occasion. You may not have the keys to the helicarrier.
Re: yesterday’s “unpleasantness”:
Lt. Col. Rhodes - I am disappointed, Colonel. I expected better from you.
Mr. Stark - I did not expect better from you. However, I am still f***ing pissed.
Capt. Rogers - You tried. Next time, try harder.
notanightlight asked:
Hello Director. My computer doesn't have the capability to open and edit the pds file to make a memo. Is there any other way I can get a memo made? Or a blank version of the letterhead?
We WILL find out who convinced Loki to magically transform the agent on Deadpool-sitting duty into a giant chimichanga.
dindrane asked:
I love this site more than chocolate. And that's a LOT.
As much as the other Director and I sympathize with your cause, the agent(s) attempting to name the helicarrier ‘Serenity’ by painting it on the side of the ship need to stop immediately. Dohn ma?
antamonie asked:
Mr. Fury, Why is it that every night at the conclusion of my dreams you appear and ask EVERYONE AND ANYONE EXCEPT ME to join the avengers?
I’m not accepting responsibility for your subconscious. Why do YOU think you’re not fit to be an Avenger?
While we here at S.H.I.E.L.D. do appreciate a little bit of culture every so often, I must ask that whoever has programmed the computer to acknowledge Agent Barton’s login with the “William Tell Overture” please disable this feature immediately, Mr. Stark.
P.S. This also applies to the “Hi, yo, Silver, away!” that the computer now emits whenever the helicarrier thrusters are engaged.
