Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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Submitted by RealmMan

I am ending the debate that seems to be going around the Helicarrier.
Yes, Frozone is my favorite “Incredibles” character. But not for the reason you think.
Now, stop wasting time and get back to work.

Submitted by RealmMan

I am ending the debate that seems to be going around the Helicarrier.

Yes, Frozone is my favorite “Incredibles” character. But not for the reason you think.

Now, stop wasting time and get back to work.

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Transparency

lokisarmygivesback:

With less than a month to go, I think it’s probably in the fundraiser’s best interests to explain what’s going on and why we need what we need.

This project sort of evolved over time from a simple donation to something much more involved, and right now our ultimate goal is to have some cosplayers acting as and completely representing themselves as being Marvel superheroes (hence the need for good costumes) visit the hospital and have a meet and greet with the kids while helping to distribute the toys and/or art supplies we’ve raised money to buy. In short, we need donations and we need cosplayers.

I would like to add once again that there is nothing barring cosplayers of color from participating if their costume passes muster. “Accuracy” in this case means “acting as and really coming off as the character”, not “looking like a bunch of white actors”.

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Submitted by RealmMan

Everyone is invited to meet Agent Coulson’s new team on Tuesday, September 24 at 2100 hours EST.
Attendance isn’t mandatory, but I must point out that Loki-sitting duty for the rest of the year has not yet been assigned.
See you there.

Submitted by RealmMan

Everyone is invited to meet Agent Coulson’s new team on Tuesday, September 24 at 2100 hours EST.

Attendance isn’t mandatory, but I must point out that Loki-sitting duty for the rest of the year has not yet been assigned.

See you there.

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ATTENTION COSPLAYERS

lokisarmygivesback:

Do you have a Marvel superhero cosplay? Are you interested in helping with a good cause? You just might be what we’re looking for!

Here are the catches:

  • You must have an either MCU or 616-verse costume, or one based on a current cartoon continuity. No AU/Rule 63/otherwise variant costumes, period.
  • Your costume must be SFW and not require any fake blood or distorting masks/makeup.
  • Your costume must be ABSOLUTELY finished by September 25 for approval. No later adjustments allowed. This is due to a third party needing to approve the costumes ahead of time.
  • Your costume must be accurate enough for a child to believe you are the character with minimal suspension of disbelief. I know this sounds kind of harsh, but this is not a cosplay meetup.
  • You must either live in or be able to come to New York City on October 9 or 10th of this year, probably during the day. PLEASE DO NOT COMMIT TO THIS IF YOU CAN’T MAKE IT. (This is NYCC week, but before the con, if that helps.)
  • Only one cosplay of any one character will be chosen. The whole group will top off at seven people, max.
  • If possible, please send a video of yourself in character while wearing your costume to meganphntmgrl@gmail.com.

Details are available by emailing meganphntmgrl@gmail.com. Break a leg!

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Another Way to Give

meganphntmgrl:

lokisarmygivesback:

Those of us behind the campaign- yes, it’s more than just me!- have been brainstorming lately about how to get the maximum bang for our effort, and the decision has been made to use our collected donations to directly buy toys, art supplies, and other cool stuff for the young patients at NYP-MSCH rather than giving the money to the hospital’s general donation funds. This ensures what we buy goes straight to the kids.

With that in mind, we will now also be accepting donations in the form of e-gift cards for Toys R Us! Here’s how this works:

  • Go to this link and select an ecard template
  • Enter meganphntmgrl@gmail.com as the recipient email and Loki’s Army as the recipient name after choosing an amount to send in
  • Put “send photo” and your email address in the message box and I’ll be sure to send back a picture of what your donation went into buying!

There will hopefully be some big news over the weekend regarding the toy donations. Stay tuned!

Reblogging for the day shift, and also to add that Target e-gift cards are also acceptable. In either case, every cent will be spent on providing toys and art supplies for the kids at the hospital.

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Another Way to Give

lokisarmygivesback:

Those of us behind the campaign- yes, it’s more than just me!- have been brainstorming lately about how to get the maximum bang for our effort, and the decision has been made to use our collected donations to directly buy toys, art supplies, and other cool stuff for the young patients at NYP-MSCH rather than giving the money to the hospital’s general donation funds. This ensures what we buy goes straight to the kids.

With that in mind, we will now also be accepting donations in the form of e-gift cards for Toys R Us! Here’s how this works:

  • Go to this link and select an ecard template
  • Enter meganphntmgrl@gmail.com as the recipient email and Loki’s Army as the recipient name after choosing an amount to send in
  • Put “send photo” and your email address in the message box and I’ll be sure to send back a picture of what your donation went into buying!

There will hopefully be some big news over the weekend regarding the toy donations. Stay tuned!

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Shaving My Hair For Cancer! <3 xxx

nepetas-blue-tail:

I have been given permission by the school to shave my hair for charity.
I will be doing this on the 13th of September!
Please send any donations to http://www.justgiving.com/Kira-Hopcroft
Lets raise some money for this fantastic charity, The Little Princess Trust! Raising money to fight cancer and make wigs for children who have lost their hair through illness. My aim is to raise £1000 ♥ xxx

(Source: deanna-win-chester)

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nimbusllewelyn asked: Director Fury, the press have got hold of a tape of Thor doing the YMCA dance in his boxers. They say that they will return it in exchange for an interview with you. Shall I authorise Agent Romanov to retrieve the tape by any means necessary?

Is there any proof that Thor is necessarily embarrassed by this? In my experience, he doesn’t experience pride in quite the same way as the rest of us, and his popularity with elementary-school-aged girls is currently his biggest publicity asset to the team.

I feel that anything that keeps an actual god safe and approachable in the public eye is worth permitting, especially after everything his brother got up to. 

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Hey everybody!

lokisarmygivesback:

Hi!

This is just a reminder that this is still going on. We have so far collected $173.76 for NYP-MS Children’s Hospital in New York City. The end date for collections is October 6, so we have a little over a month to keep this going!

I’m considering changing methods a little- namely, going back to the hospital and seeing what exactly would be most of use for young patients (and their visiting siblings) to use and play with, and then going and directly buying those items for the kids and bringing them to the hospital. What do you guys think- lump sum or stuff?

Here is the donation link! We are also still offering commissions from two different artists.

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((HEY ALL

I was 
really running on autopilot when I reblogged the lingerie inspector memo, and I apologize for not taking the time to read it through before posting it. It’s been taken down, and I do not consider my distraction an acceptable excuse for letting it through. I hope everyone’s okay.

Since this is the second memo I’ve gotten in the last month or so with a sexual assault joke in it of any kind, I would like to emphasize again that these kinds of jokes are not acceptable. I’m going to be more vigilant- even one slipup of this kind on my part is one too many- but I’m going to hold you guys to the same standards.))

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