Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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Thor and Loki are hereby informed that their presentation on the appropriation of pagan fertility symbols into modern holidays – while informative - was ill-timed.  Easter is always on a Sunday; there is no need for this sh*t to take place during business hours.

Thor and Loki are hereby informed that their presentation on the appropriation of pagan fertility symbols into modern holidays – while informative - was ill-timed.  Easter is always on a Sunday; there is no need for this sh*t to take place during business hours.

Filed under submission nick fury loki

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lazerusthefallen asked: Director Fury, Why does Mr. Stark continue to be a consultant when he so egregiously violates HR protocol?

Good question…

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dt-rex asked: I can't seem to download the template, and only image submissions appear to be allowed, not to mention I do not own the correct font. Is there any way to submit despite this?

If you scroll back a little bit, I uploaded a jpg image that you can use.

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come-to-me-deadpool asked: Heyyy, so, uh.... I tried to submit a memo buuuuuut I couldn't mmake it, yanno, go. Sooo.... can I send you it in an Ask or no...?

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menelanna asked: Sir, I would like to formally request permission for all female agents to carry and use tasers on Mr. Stark the next time he asks if we would like to "test out the latest feature of his suit."