Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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Another Way to Give

meganphntmgrl:

lokisarmygivesback:

Those of us behind the campaign- yes, it’s more than just me!- have been brainstorming lately about how to get the maximum bang for our effort, and the decision has been made to use our collected donations to directly buy toys, art supplies, and other cool stuff for the young patients at NYP-MSCH rather than giving the money to the hospital’s general donation funds. This ensures what we buy goes straight to the kids.

With that in mind, we will now also be accepting donations in the form of e-gift cards for Toys R Us! Here’s how this works:

  • Go to this link and select an ecard template
  • Enter meganphntmgrl@gmail.com as the recipient email and Loki’s Army as the recipient name after choosing an amount to send in
  • Put “send photo” and your email address in the message box and I’ll be sure to send back a picture of what your donation went into buying!

There will hopefully be some big news over the weekend regarding the toy donations. Stay tuned!

Reblogging for the day shift, and also to add that Target e-gift cards are also acceptable. In either case, every cent will be spent on providing toys and art supplies for the kids at the hospital.

Filed under ooc

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Another Way to Give

lokisarmygivesback:

Those of us behind the campaign- yes, it’s more than just me!- have been brainstorming lately about how to get the maximum bang for our effort, and the decision has been made to use our collected donations to directly buy toys, art supplies, and other cool stuff for the young patients at NYP-MSCH rather than giving the money to the hospital’s general donation funds. This ensures what we buy goes straight to the kids.

With that in mind, we will now also be accepting donations in the form of e-gift cards for Toys R Us! Here’s how this works:

  • Go to this link and select an ecard template
  • Enter meganphntmgrl@gmail.com as the recipient email and Loki’s Army as the recipient name after choosing an amount to send in
  • Put “send photo” and your email address in the message box and I’ll be sure to send back a picture of what your donation went into buying!

There will hopefully be some big news over the weekend regarding the toy donations. Stay tuned!

Filed under signal boost

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Shaving My Hair For Cancer! <3 xxx

nepetas-blue-tail:

I have been given permission by the school to shave my hair for charity.
I will be doing this on the 13th of September!
Please send any donations to http://www.justgiving.com/Kira-Hopcroft
Lets raise some money for this fantastic charity, The Little Princess Trust! Raising money to fight cancer and make wigs for children who have lost their hair through illness. My aim is to raise £1000 ♥ xxx

(Source: the-13th-part-of-my-heart)

Filed under signal boost

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nimbusllewelyn asked: Director Fury, the press have got hold of a tape of Thor doing the YMCA dance in his boxers. They say that they will return it in exchange for an interview with you. Shall I authorise Agent Romanov to retrieve the tape by any means necessary?

Is there any proof that Thor is necessarily embarrassed by this? In my experience, he doesn’t experience pride in quite the same way as the rest of us, and his popularity with elementary-school-aged girls is currently his biggest publicity asset to the team.

I feel that anything that keeps an actual god safe and approachable in the public eye is worth permitting, especially after everything his brother got up to. 

Filed under memosfromfury thor nimbusllewelyn

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Hey everybody!

lokisarmygivesback:

Hi!

This is just a reminder that this is still going on. We have so far collected $173.76 for NYP-MS Children’s Hospital in New York City. The end date for collections is October 6, so we have a little over a month to keep this going!

I’m considering changing methods a little- namely, going back to the hospital and seeing what exactly would be most of use for young patients (and their visiting siblings) to use and play with, and then going and directly buying those items for the kids and bringing them to the hospital. What do you guys think- lump sum or stuff?

Here is the donation link! We are also still offering commissions from two different artists.

Filed under signal boosting from a sideblog!

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((HEY ALL

I was 
really running on autopilot when I reblogged the lingerie inspector memo, and I apologize for not taking the time to read it through before posting it. It’s been taken down, and I do not consider my distraction an acceptable excuse for letting it through. I hope everyone’s okay.

Since this is the second memo I’ve gotten in the last month or so with a sexual assault joke in it of any kind, I would like to emphasize again that these kinds of jokes are not acceptable. I’m going to be more vigilant- even one slipup of this kind on my part is one too many- but I’m going to hold you guys to the same standards.))

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[Submitted by RealmMan]
Regarding last month’s incident in the women’s locker room:

I know who’s responsible.

More importantly, Agent Romanov knows who’s responsible.

I’ve taken the liberty of proactively notifying your next of kin.

[Submitted by RealmMan]

Regarding last month’s incident in the women’s locker room:

I know who’s responsible.

More importantly, Agent Romanov knows who’s responsible.

I’ve taken the liberty of proactively notifying your next of kin.

Filed under submission nick fury black widow

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captainsteverodgers asked: Director Fury, will you tell whomever convinced Agent Wilson that taking my shield was a way to gain my respect, that it would be better for their health if they came forward before I get my shield back.

You heard the man, everyone.

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aorticinkwell:

aorticinkwell:

aorticinkwell:

aorticinkwell:

I’m going to be giving away an original illustration of mine to help raise funds for my move back to Las Vegas. (Which is the weekend of the 11th this month!!!) Whoever donates $5 will be entered to win the Loki “Hush” illustration that I made right after Tom Hiddleston’s appearance at SDCC and an ink sketch of your choice. No limit to however many times you’d like to enter! :’D More chances for you to win original art and you’d be helping me a great deal! (Each entry is an increment of $5) Both pieces of art will be mailed out to the winner after picking their name from a random number generator.

I will be accepting entries up until the 10th! I need at least 10 entries in order to go though with giving away this illustration and the ink sketch. If I cannot reach 10, then this will be cancelled.

You can send any entries/donations to my Paypal, serrifth@gmail.com, just be sure to send a message that you’re entering!

I have my gofundme page up still if you would prefer to commission an ink sketch from there!
http://www.gofundme.com/relocating-aortic-inkwell

As always, reblogs would help a ton! Thank you so much!

I still need 5 more entries at the very least to continue with this. Please signal boost if you can, thank you!

I’m ending this tomorrow! Still need at least 5 more entries! ;w;

This is ending today as well and I still need at least five more entries. Please signal boost if you can! Thanks.