Memos From Fury

From the Desk of the Director

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Mr Stark is hereby banned from attempting a career in politics because he thinks he ‘could do it better’.
The President of the United States is, nominally, the most powerful person in the world.
I do not want to see the world according to Tony Stark

Mr Stark is hereby banned from attempting a career in politics because he thinks he ‘could do it better’.

The President of the United States is, nominally, the most powerful person in the world.

I do not want to see the world according to Tony Stark

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moreagaara asked: No, Congress will not be able to handle Loki. And that is the point.

If they can’t handle him, we’ll have to send in someone else who can. That kind of defeats the purpose from where I’m standing.

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Everyone is reminded that Agent Coulson’s new team member’s all have Clearance Level above most of you, especially you Mr. Stark. You’re Computer privileges have already been revoked. Stop trying to get them to look into Agent Coulson’s Personal file. Nor will hacking into the system help you find out if Agent K is Agent Coulson’s father. 
Therefore, failure to comply will result in Agent Coulson getting out his Taser and a long stay in medical from Mr. Stark.
Finally, Agents Barton and Romanoff hereby have my permission to take any actionthey deem necessary against whom ever it was that moved bugged or scratched Lola after their former Handler gave orders not too.

Everyone is reminded that Agent Coulson’s new team member’s all have Clearance Level above most of you, especially you Mr. Stark. You’re Computer privileges have already been revoked. Stop trying to get them to look into Agent Coulson’s Personal file. Nor will hacking into the system help you find out if Agent K is Agent Coulson’s father. 

Therefore, failure to comply will result in Agent Coulson getting out his Taser and a long stay in medical from Mr. Stark.

Finally, Agents Barton and Romanoff hereby have my permission to take any actionthey deem necessary against whom ever it was that moved bugged or scratched Lola after their former Handler gave orders not too.

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Stop using your cell phone cameras to vlog about how your day on the Helicarrier is going.  You won’t be getting a spin-off show of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and you certainly won’t BE an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. much longer if you don’t get back to work.

Stop using your cell phone cameras to vlog about how your day on the Helicarrier is going.  You won’t be getting a spin-off show of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and you certainly won’t BE an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. much longer if you don’t get back to work.

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Transparency

lokisarmygivesback:

With less than a month to go, I think it’s probably in the fundraiser’s best interests to explain what’s going on and why we need what we need.

This project sort of evolved over time from a simple donation to something much more involved, and right now our ultimate goal is to have some cosplayers acting as and completely representing themselves as being Marvel superheroes (hence the need for good costumes) visit the hospital and have a meet and greet with the kids while helping to distribute the toys and/or art supplies we’ve raised money to buy. In short, we need donations and we need cosplayers.

I would like to add once again that there is nothing barring cosplayers of color from participating if their costume passes muster. “Accuracy” in this case means “acting as and really coming off as the character”, not “looking like a bunch of white actors”.

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nimbusllewelyn asked: Director Fury, Doctor Pym is trying to create sentient robotic life, a 'son' called 'Ultron'. Mister Stark is claiming that 'it'll go all Skynet on our asses', and I am - for once - predisposed to agree with him. Can you please order him to stop? The personality program he is basing the brain patterns of 'Ultron' on is currently repeating the word 'Exterminate' and our contacts at UNIT say that that is a bad sign, no matter how often Doctor Pym insists that its just a bug.

…shut

down

everything

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Submitted by RealmMan

I am ending the debate that seems to be going around the Helicarrier.
Yes, Frozone is my favorite “Incredibles” character. But not for the reason you think.
Now, stop wasting time and get back to work.

Submitted by RealmMan

I am ending the debate that seems to be going around the Helicarrier.

Yes, Frozone is my favorite “Incredibles” character. But not for the reason you think.

Now, stop wasting time and get back to work.

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Transparency

lokisarmygivesback:

With less than a month to go, I think it’s probably in the fundraiser’s best interests to explain what’s going on and why we need what we need.

This project sort of evolved over time from a simple donation to something much more involved, and right now our ultimate goal is to have some cosplayers acting as and completely representing themselves as being Marvel superheroes (hence the need for good costumes) visit the hospital and have a meet and greet with the kids while helping to distribute the toys and/or art supplies we’ve raised money to buy. In short, we need donations and we need cosplayers.

I would like to add once again that there is nothing barring cosplayers of color from participating if their costume passes muster. “Accuracy” in this case means “acting as and really coming off as the character”, not “looking like a bunch of white actors”.

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Submitted by RealmMan

Everyone is invited to meet Agent Coulson’s new team on Tuesday, September 24 at 2100 hours EST.
Attendance isn’t mandatory, but I must point out that Loki-sitting duty for the rest of the year has not yet been assigned.
See you there.

Submitted by RealmMan

Everyone is invited to meet Agent Coulson’s new team on Tuesday, September 24 at 2100 hours EST.

Attendance isn’t mandatory, but I must point out that Loki-sitting duty for the rest of the year has not yet been assigned.

See you there.

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