As much as the other Director and I sympathize with your cause, the agent(s) attempting to name the helicarrier ‘Serenity’ by painting it on the side of the ship need to stop immediately. Dohn ma?
I’m not accepting responsibility for your subconscious. Why do YOU think you’re not fit to be an Avenger?
While we here at S.H.I.E.L.D. do appreciate a little bit of culture every so often, I must ask that whoever has programmed the computer to acknowledge Agent Barton’s login with the “William Tell Overture” please disable this feature immediately, Mr. Stark.
P.S. This also applies to the “Hi, yo, Silver, away!” that the computer now emits whenever the helicarrier thrusters are engaged.
Absolutely. You’d think I was working with a pack of amateurs over here.
Please go away now.
Somebody want to tackle this? I’d love to see it!
The unauthorized (and frankly disturbing) “Avengers slash-fic” forum discovered on the SHIELD computer system has been deleted.
In an unrelated matter, Mr. Stark’s computer privleges have been revoked until further notice.
[Please stop making bets about Hercules’ love life. He takes that shit as a personal challenge, and while good for morale, it’s been damaging productivity.]
SHIELD encourages independent thought among its staff and recognises that under extreme circumstances they may need to take actions not permitted at other times.
Nonetheless, we do have a chain of command and organised succession protocols, and so Agent Romanov is hereby instructed to hand over the USB stick she used to log in as me while I was indisposed during that little incident over Christmas.