December 2011
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kitfoxhawaii asked: Good to have you back, sir! Now about asking The Avengers to get Community back on the air...?
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itsxmissxrachel asked: Sir, what do you think about a possible zombie apocalypse?
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cyborgtimeponiesinspace asked: I just wanted to say how much I enjoy reading the memos and everything. I just got caught up on all that's been posted so far and died laughing. So, I wanted to say thank you for this in all its glory. <3
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anthonyedwardfuckingstark asked: do you have a tony to yell at sporadically, I would be happy to take that burden. (I have 4 different tony stark accounts on tumblr for RPS lol))
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askstardustreborn asked: Welcome back, sir.
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Papa Fury is sorry, boys and girls.
Really and truly sorry. With the Skrull Invasion finally being over, and Thor’s Pop Tarts being restored to his person, our regular work schedule may now resume. Good job on all that world saving, especially since I know it took you guys away from your family during the holidays. You will beĀ receivingĀ overtime.
Now get back to work.
((With the deadly combo of finals/new job/christmas...
Many apologies. Finals are over, but my new job is kicking my ass. I hope to catch up on Monday.
Buried in finals. Back soon.
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((Completely off topic post: I just got an iPhone. What apps do you guys love? (Besides Instagram, hipsters.) I’m looking for more fun button thingys to play with.))
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geniusincombatboots asked: I'm trying to! I need a job, and I thought maybe you could use a helper.
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geniusincombatboots asked: DO you need a personal assistant? Or a coffee fetcher? I can fetch the crap outta coffee!
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notanightlight asked: Sir, would it be possible to, I don't know, take a break from working HR? I love my job, Sir, but... well, there's been quite a surge in complaints since starting the Avengers Initiative. And I swear a good quarter of these situations aren't even valid and should never ended up on my desk in the first place, and no one bothers to submit things correctly, and when things start...
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jbbarnes-deactivated20120110 asked: Sir, Agent Barton bought a rubber chicken yesterday, we didn't think much of it until this morning when he gave it a tiny mask and announced loudly at breakfast that it should now be referred to as his faithful sidekick Clucky, Mr. Stark isn't helping matters by sending out a mass email to all SHIELD employees requesting they attend a celebratory 'punch social' in honor of the...
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digitaltempest asked: Sir, I think direct intervention is needed to curb Loki's Skyrim obsession. He is convinced that we're on the verge of war with Alduin. We caught him attempting a destruction spell he learned in the game on an intern while muttering something about fulfilling a prophecy. We're at a loss for suitable ways to resolve the situation.
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asgardianthunder asked: FURY! I have a dragon.
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Hey, guys. I’m sorry it’s been so long since I posted a memo, and even longer since I posted a submission. I have no excuse other than being lazy and also finals. Hang in there one more day!