February 2012
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Mod Note:
Just a note to thank everyone for the great valentines day submissions, and to let you guys know that posting is going to be sporadic for a while. My mom just had major surgery on her shoulder, so I’m going to be helping her around the house. Thanks for understanding.
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the-optimisticpessimist asked: Sir! Emergency at the Helicarrier entrance! It's been flooded with thousands of pink heart-shaped balloons which all say "Odin x Fury is my OTP"! Request permission to start shooting them down!
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themagicmelodicmask asked: Do you have any objections to me giving everyone at SHIELD free chocolate and valentines with adorable cartoon characters on them?
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becauseitsfunnycuteawesome asked: Sir, Agents Barton and Stark appear to be attempting to drag Agent Banner into making some sort of love potion.
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askstardustreborn asked: Sir, one of the Quinjets is hovering outside Agent Romanov's office and Agent Barton appears to be standing on top of it holding up a portable stereo. Sir, I think it's playing Peter Gabriel...
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thekillingfrost asked: What do you like to get for Valentines' Day, Director? Does your valentine put love notes behind your eyepatch while you're sleeping? Do they send singing Coulsongrams? Do they line up all the new recruits so you don't have to search for someone to shoot when the Avengers cock a mission up?
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stroke-my-plumage asked: Um, Sir? I'm afraid that I saw Agent Barton carrying a quiver filled with pink tipped arrows that may or may not have been heart shaped. Should we be worried?
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mollyhayesheartshats asked: -holds up a small box of chocolates with a bright smile- Happy Valentines day!
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azoicennead asked: Director Fury, will you be my Valentine?
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mollyhayesheartshats asked: Mr. Fury? -tugs on sleeve-
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lettersfrommagneto asked: Is it acceptable to spread the word that today is a special day on which Coulson's taser emits love instead of a powerful electrical charge?
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thethunderer asked: With the upcoming holiday, I feel the need to ask if there are any outstanding rules of which I should be made aware.
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raucousvillainy asked: Permission to put up Valentine's day decoration in the Helicarrier, sir?
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randomgeekyposts asked: Sir, as he is now on our side, I feel it's safe to ask; What happens to General Ross' mustache when he transforms into the Red Hulk?
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shiftergoddess asked: Sir, I think Eli and Tommy are going to -- oh, never mind, there goes the west wall. Cleanup requested, sir, after they stop trying to make the other say 'uncle'.
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kitfoxhawaii asked: Mister Director, news from the fundraiser bake sale, sir... It seems both Captain Rogers and Mr. Thor have made lemon squares. It's getting ugly down there, sir, should we evacuate?
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Oh my gosh. I’m getting very close to 5000 followers. I want to mark the occasion by doing something special, but I don’t know what. Any ideas? Leave them in the ask box.
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askthedoctorfromgallifrey asked: *Pops head out of the Tardis* Fury? Are you still upset with me? Is it about the hair thing? I'm sorry, I didn't know that slime creature would make you bald.
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electricshield asked: Sir, any word on when my promotion to Superhero agent status is going to go through? I know I don't have a handle on them completely yet, but I feel I can do a lot more if I get promoted.
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whatmeansthislady asked: Director Fury, what is the protocol on challenging Wolverine to Valentine's Day themed drinking games when the X-men arrive? I feel that entertainment for all would be provided.
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bearsarkr asked: Um... Sir? I'm looking at a form ordering that the Helicarrier be filled to capacity with confetti hearts and flowers. It's sitting next to one ordering Tony Stark to take the Helicarrier for a short flight 'To test it's newly outfitted ordnance'... Did you, in fact, sign these? And if not, could you send someone down here to say 'NO' to Mister Stark. He's...
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becauseitsfunnycuteawesome asked: Do any of the Avengers want to be my Valentine? XD
themagicmelodicmask asked: What's the SHIELD protocol on Valentine's Day celebration?
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hitching-a-ride asked: Dear Director Fury. I would kindly like to request being transferred from the position that Mr. Stark has so nicely named "the person who makes sure Bruce doesnt hurt anyone when he goes on his hissy fits" to watching Little Loki. I feel that watching a small child will be much easier than restraining a "giant green rage monster"
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jesterproductions asked: Sir, there's a swarm of bats in headquarters!
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magicianofmischief asked: Nick Fury I thought I should inform you your base is too quiet. Your agents look bored. So I left a swarm of bats in your headquarters. Enough to rival the pigeon population of New York City I believe.
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sarahlefty asked: On the topic of you getting a twitter: I may have to actually get a twitter account JUST to follow you.
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stark-enterprises asked: 'sup *takes a donut and walks away*
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thewaywardsaint asked: Are you aware that there is a RepliesToFury blog set up in response to this one?
Tweets From Fury?
I’m thinking of setting up a twitter account for this blog. Could you guys please like this post if that is something you’d be interested in?
January 2012
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twelve-pastels asked: Sir - While I am more than happy to support the exploration of identity on the part of any one of my fellow agents, would you please ask Mr. Stark to stop borrowing my heels? I don't care how nice people think his calves look in a four-inch spike, he's stretching out the leather.